No Point Calling The Cops, They Aint Coming

by Armed Response Unit

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	1.	Cut the Shite 00:56
	2.	One Day in December 01:45
	3.	Armed Response 01:44
	4.	Not a Zero 00:39
	5.	Lost in the Valley 01:43
	6.	Piranha Piss 01:06
	7.	I Couldn't Care Less 02:06

about

Hello happy campers. Armed Response Unit here to brighten your day. Today (Tue Sep 1st 2020) marks exactly ten years since we started (yet still haven't finished - drinks break, anyone?) an album which, well, who knows, might miraculously take shape and end up here on Bandcamp some sunny day. Fingers crossed (which has a double meaning, good luck and insincerity, funny how the two are linked).

In the meantime, some past highlights, lowlights, whatevslights will appear here. Gradually, over time. Who's got time otherwise?

This record is old, ARU's first. It's the only one we have decent audio files for, at the moment. We're in good collective shape right? In any case, it still has a bit of fast and a bit of grrr and a bit of wonk. You're sure to love it and buy it for yer gran at xmas.

Call all the words and graphics and stuff here placeholders. Hopefully this page and our little corner on Bandcamp in general will improve soon. But hope is a killer.

credits

released October 31, 2005

Kiarrrrgh Me Hearties - Bass and something emanating from the voicebox
Nik "Worsel" Wurzel - Drums, army ambulances and gorilla suits
Seed the Seexist - Guitar and singing traditionally and melodiously
Sheamluss O'Eachtotheirownthen - Main bellyaching and siren calls

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Armed Response Unit London, UK

Born. Eat. Grow. Drunk. Sober. Hungover. In between. Something else. Drunk. Dead. Formed in 2004 in London, observed some of the above states/stages/stasis since.

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